sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.