urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via distraction)

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat, via kelsy-shirk)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via hotboyproblems)